williamfbuckley:

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

knucklesirl:

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,067 slutty, slutty years

muppethole:

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

kaijuno:

You would kill a man for this bedroom

funnytwittertweets:

sybilius:

make–it–gayer:

✨ audacity ✨

“useless gay” jokes are OUT this energy is IN

(via nuclearwaffles)

embraceofday:

bro,,, to be seen as poetry???? to have someone look at you and see art?????? bro.

(via heidimssw)

alleycatboy:

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

(via probably-drinking-coffee)

andallshallbewell:

(via probably-drinking-coffee)